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Russian Judge

A Russian Judge is someone who plays favorites under the pretense of objectivity.

Comes from the communist-block winter olympic judges during late Cold War who gave tens in figure-skating to communists and sixes to capitalists.
After the skater from Belarus' fatal fall during her tripple-axel, the Russian Judge proudly awarded a 10.
by BillieJeanIsNotMyLover May 26, 2018
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I'd rather be judged by 12 than carried by 6

To be judged by 12 is to go to court and to be judged by a 12 man jury, which all court trials have.

To be carried by 6 is to be dead. It is common for 6 people to carry a coffin (3 on each side) to and from the hearse.

In total the phrase "I'd rather be judged by 12, than carried by 6" means that the person would rather kill someone and go to prison than to, themself, be killed and have to be buried.
by Outlaw2DaDeath December 31, 2005
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Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think
Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.
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call the judge and get some fudge

Only old ladies know the real meaning behind this phrase.
Man: Can I help you?
Old Lady: Call the judge and get some fudge
by maagik January 13, 2019
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Jewge

Noun. A Jew nose.

Pronounced like huge (silent 'j')
Example 1.
Chanoch: Thank God for my jewge I can smell money 1000's of miles away.
Aaron: the bigger the better.

Example 2.
Female 1: ewwww... look at that girls Jewge i wonder if she stuffs money up there instead of her clutch.
Female 2: if i flick it, it'll probably sound like a gong.
by Christopher.Scott January 21, 2015
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Judge Cheeto

The annoying fat heffer of an office secretary that somehow always knows when someone has brought in food. You don't tell her about it, but when you open the box of donuts, there she is grubbing on them. Usually has stashes of assorted snacks such as Cheetos and Ring Dings in her desk drawers and cabinets.
Ralph: "Hey Brian, Kim brought in some bagels...come get one."

Brian: "Okay cool, I'll make sure I grab one before Judge Cheeto gets her paws on them."

Ralph: "Good idea...that bitch is ruthless when it comes to food."

Judge Cheeto: "I...smell.....BAGELS!"

Brian/Ralph: "Jesus Christ! It's on the loose! RUNNNNN!!!!!"
by Potato Sack June 12, 2009
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jeagerbombtastic

To be an angry German boy that's loose and tight at the same time
Shadis: Well, sweet Pacific Rim job, look at you Jeager! You're all loose and tight at the same time. JEAN! Why can't you be more like JEAGERBOMBTASTIC over here??

Jean: eughhhe (neighing sound)
by SlyRivai December 18, 2015
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