Japooties

Chocolate covered almonds

Do you have any japooties?

by Eeveelyn March 17, 2012

jabooblescube

A type of lolly that is both sugary and jelly-like at the same time.
The word originated as an attempt to describe onomatopoeiacally the taste of them!

On the way to Sydney, can we stop at the corner shop and get some jabooblescubes?

by VAKI5 May 8, 2005

Joobies

The lovely bosoms of a lovely Jewish lady.

"i'm dating miriam schwartz! it's a double win - my parents will approve and she has nice joobies!"

by Anne Copperdink December 15, 2008

Japooties

(pl) - Chocolate Covered Almonds

I went to the supermarket and got a box of Japooties, then I went home and played Donghammer on the XBox 180.

by Frock Donghammer March 15, 2012

japooties

Chocolate covered almonds

"While you were gone Mom, Dad and I ate japooties!"

by deepwank March 15, 2012

jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body.
They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed.

See also:
boobs
tits
jugs
dirty pillows
jumblies
knockers
bonerizers

Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!

by Ant November 11, 2003

Jacooties

Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!

Cheating husband to wife:

"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"

(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)

by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017