Jason's Dog

A dog that's too cool, even for its owner.

I want to hang out with Jason's dog, but that means I'd have to see Jason... Ugh.

by goDs'nosaJ March 8, 2022

Doing a Jason Fortuny

Collecting others' sensitive, detailed BDSM or other sexual information on-line as the result of a hoax solicitation and publishing the results, while claiming it is an "experiment" for entertainment or shock value. A notorious example of craigslist abuse which occurred in the Seattle metro area in early September 2006. Fortuny posed as a dom sub female in search of a masterful top male. Over a hundred males, some of who were married, responded, and Fortuny constructively outed them all. He named names, addresses, phone numbers and included all pictures, text transcripts, face and XXX shots.

I'm so embarrassed: I just learned someone is doing a Jason Fortuny on me about my on-line sex ad.

by SF Skipster September 22, 2006

doctor jason

a man who hosts his own tv show and gives cures for various diseases such as cancer and gonorrea. His assistant is called johnathon

and now its time for........ DOCTOR JASON

by paolo April 8, 2004

dot jason

A programming slang for a .json file format. It is frequently pronounced as "dot jay-sun", instead of "dot jay ess oh en". Sort of like how some maniacs pronounce GIF as "gee eye eff".

I put the data in a dot jason file.

by Cheespeasa October 30, 2022

Mucho jamon para dos huevos!

"Too much ham for 2 eggs!"
1. A fat girl dating a skinny, frail man
2. A stunningly beautiful woman dating an insignificant man.

That girl is dating that guy?! She is mucho jamon para dos huevos!

by barrazjazz November 9, 2020

doing a jayson

HAVING A MASSIVE BONER, when someone has a boner while everyone points and laughs repeatedly saying boner.

did you hear that louis was doing a jayson last night

by super_nerd_123 August 5, 2016

Doing a jaison

Raising your virtual hand in a remote meeting and keeping your icon up long after you have asked your question which confuses the meeting host and causes everyone to anticipate your valuable comment when all you say is ‘sorry, i forgot to put my hand down’

My coworker kept doing a jaison in today’s meeting, he kept forgetting to lower his virtual hand so the hand icon was always flashing on my screen.

by Ctizzle_mi September 16, 2022