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jasper jordan

The softest boy to ever exist.
A main character in the The 100 series. He's played by Devon Bostick.
A fan of The 100: I love Jasper Jordan! He's my favorite character!
by okjaa September 26, 2018
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Jasper High School

The closest thing to hell that has ever existed on earth. Althought it only contains freshmen and sophmores, it still has around 3,000 freakishly smart, overachiveing students. The teachers differ, but the homework load is always ludicrous. Kids who are not in at least 1 AP class are labeled mentally handicapped and a GPA below 3.5 is considered blashpemous. But the worst part of jasper is that it is a school divided. 2/3 of the students will go to plano senior for their final years of high school, while the other 1/3 will go to plano west, the rival school. Friends made at jasper are torn apart by the split, and school spirit is non-existant.
kid 1: hey what's your GPA?
kid 2: 3.9
kid1: woah that's great!
kid 2: are you kidding me? my parents are going to disown me! im not even in the top 10%! I might as well drop out now and apply for a job at McDonalds!
kid 1:oh yeah I forgot, you go to Jasper High School
by msds203 April 4, 2011
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Jasper hale

The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
Friend: who is your favorite vampire in Twilght

Me: Jasper hale all the way hun
by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020
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Jasper

Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
Person 1 : Is that jasper, i better keep my sandwich away from him.
by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021
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Jasper Hale

Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.

Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.

Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.

Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*

Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?

Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?

Girls: ...

*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008
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Javier

A Javier is one of the most caring people you will ever meet. It will only take a few days to fall in love with a Javier. Every girl wants him and once you get a crush on one you won't ever forget them. They are athletic and very smart but they will say otherwise. He will be a gentlemen, very loyal, and very cute. Once he wants a girl he will do everything in his power to get her and never let her go. If you meet a Javier keep him in your life forever he will be there for you always.
" Did you see the new kid?"

"Yeah that is Javier, isn't he so cute!"
by 4evermydear May 25, 2018
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Jasira

Jasira is a very thin, and tall, insanely gorgeous babe. She has everything every guy wants and looks for in a girl. She is very kind and her heart is very fragile and so delicate. She's got a sense of her own unique style. She's quiet with people she first meets but will open up to them eventually and show her true beautiful side. She's very gorgeous. Her personality is something precious you'll never find in another girl. Her smile is heart is heart melting and brightens everyone's day along with her cute laugh.
"Damn, that's Jasira! She's gorgeous and cute"
by Mewster117 November 27, 2013
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