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Jargass

1. A thoroughly contemptible person who believes that their detailed knowledge of a particular trade, profession or group, translates into a superior knowledge of all industries. This typically manifests as a person who rudely patronizes another for not knowing the exact details that comprise the jargass’s industry.

2. A person who uses industry slang as a method of displaying intellectual superiority over another.

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First used in 2010 by Cato. 1300–50; ME jargoun < MF; OF jargon, gargun, deriv. of an expressive base. + 1350–1400; ME arshole anus
“What a jargass, that guy looked at me like I was a total idiot because I grabbed form 2435-cd-vx and not 2435-cd-vy.
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“That Jargass tried to win the debate by using the words, “supply-side economics”, and “trickle down economy” over and over even though they were completely irrelevant to the question.
by -Cato- July 27, 2010
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Jamgasm

Feeling pleasure through the means of playing music so intensly with another person resulting in an intimate orgasm
As he moved his fingers to strum a G Major chord, I could feel the jamgasm taking control.
by basswpu April 15, 2009
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Jawgasm

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-noun

1. A point of intensity of emotional excitement when eating.

2. When something tastes so good it is bordering on orgasmic.

3. The moment of most intense pleasure during a meal.

-adjective

1. Jawgasmic

2. Jawgastic

-synonym

1. Ejawculation
Example - Noun
Guy 1: 'You gotta try this super manly soufflé i just made'
Guy 2: *Eats a spoonful* 'I think i just had a jawgasm'

Example - Adjective 1
Chick: 'That ham and pickle sandwich was jawgasmic'

Example - Adjective 2
Mother: 'I haven't eaten anything that jawgastic since the 70's'
Daughter: 'Eww'
by MorbidPig February 16, 2010
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Jawgasm

The tingling sensation and movement of the jaw upon reacting to extasy. Also refered to as 'Gurning'. It is the chewing of the lips and random motion of the mouth.
Brad: Yo Harry, you got any diddlies?
Harry: Yea man, Try one of these new bad boys.

*Half an Hour Later*

Brad: Harry they are the Shiznik.
Harry: Safe but stop with the 'Jawgasm', you guna get clocked.
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Jorgasm

A joke-orgasm, when finished having this joke orgasm you inform your partner you were just joking.
Chick-"Oh god, Oh god, OOOHHHHH GGGGOOOODDD!!! Just kidding, that was faked."
Guy-"Oh ha ha you and your jorgasm! What a jokester."
by NickA27 March 11, 2010
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jergasm

a moment of extreme pleasure from listening/watching Stephen Jerzak.
i was watching Stephen Jerzak sing white horse on stickam, and i just had a MAJOR jergasm.
by haileylovesyouuu July 27, 2010
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