I went to the supermarket and got a box of Japooties, then I went home and played Donghammer on the XBox 180.
by Frock Donghammer March 15, 2012
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Get the japooties mug.Jacooties are those scuba diving cum bugs that live in heart-shaped jacuzzis at those rent a room by the hour motels. Jacooties prefer to hang out in the jets and wait for some nasty snatch (OR for a Jerkin' Gerkin) to come by to ride the ~~~waves~~~. At which point they will latch on to anything they can hold on to, usually the human's skin by their itchy little teeth. They especially love the warmth in the wrinkles of a ball sac while being transported to your home to explain to your spouse!
Cheating husband to wife:
"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"
(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)
"Honey, I swear i have no idea where those jacooties came from! Maybe someone brought them to the community swimming pool when i was there yesterday. Or maybe my towel was touching someone else's that has them. I swear!"
(The whole time he's panicking inwardly that he should give Janet, his girl on the side, a call to warn her of her new crotch critters)
by furiousnluxurious February 27, 2017
Get the Jacooties mug.A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.
by Cissee October 15, 2008
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The first definition of this word refers to getting absolutely destroyed in something (like a game or situation)
The second definition means being heavily intoxicated from any form of substance.
The first definition of this word refers to getting absolutely destroyed in something (like a game or situation)
The second definition means being heavily intoxicated from any form of substance.
We played them last night and we got absolutely jahootied.
Man did you see him at the party last week? That guy was straight jahootied!
Man did you see him at the party last week? That guy was straight jahootied!
by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020
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