japes

v. japed, jap·ing, japes

To joke or quip.

v. tr.
To make sport of.

n.
A joke or quip.

Middle English japen, probably from Old French japer, to yap, chatter, nag, of imitative origin.
japer n.
japer·y n.

You should have seen her fall over, it was so japes!

by Bobkat May 14, 2005

jape

A form of humour used at someone elses expense, like joke

usually followed by
- "my friend"
- "lets propose a toast"

"ya japein meh? my friend" said joe

by joe japekinston July 15, 2004

Jape

When the gap between two things is so wide it can no longer be considered a diff but rather an infinitely expanding gape. You have now arrived at Jape, the point of no return.

Anall: I got chimped on.

Swab: Nah man you literally got JAPED

by ahul December 27, 2021

Jape

To masterbate into an old or new sock.

yo, you got a drawer full of crusty jape socks.

by sammy os June 11, 2006

jape

to make a move on a someone who is very sleepy or was asleep, before you woke him/her up to make a sexual advance. Jape is generally successful because when sleepy, the japee is less inhibited and more likely to indulge in instinctive sexual desires.

esp. when the japer is at first with the japee in a non predatory (platonic) way. The more adorable and harmless the japer is, the greater the degree of jape.

we were watching a movie and she started falling asleep but i really wanted to hook up. so i japed her. she really liked me though so it's ok.

by japeallday October 23, 2009

jape

When a teacher masturbates onto his/her pupils work.

thats discusting my works been japed on

by ... .. ... ............. December 16, 2008

jape

(verb) - to jape - The act of inserting a foreign body into the urethra (or "jap's eye" or "pee-hole" in popular slang).

One day I was walking down the steet bored so I bought a toothbrush and japed myself like a bitch.

I was caught on camera being japed with a fountain pen.

by burmans January 7, 2006