January 6th

National send your Girl a Paragraph Day! Sit down and write a long paragraph for your girlfriend because you know she tired of doing one for you 😒.

Emma: Omg babe it’s January 6th! Wheres my paragraph?
Dan: Fuck.

by ฅ^•ﻌ•^ฅlilliana January 6, 2021

January 6th

The day where you ignore your siblings

Sibling: why are you ignoring me?
Me: ugh! Its January 6th!

by AlbertEinstein December 29, 2021

January 6th

Only big clowns are born on this day

omg she is such a clown! She was definitely born on january 6th.

by d4ysix October 17, 2019

January 6th

January 6th is national fondle a tit day, bitches! I’m calling on all the tit lovers out there!

I love January 6th because I’m a lesbian who LOVES tits

by bertbart October 23, 2019

January 6th

many might think of this day as the day the capital was stormed, but the real reason was because l'manburg blew up 😎
#riplmanburg #gonebutneverforgotten

do you know lmanburg blew up on january 6th?

by Sam___ February 7, 2021

January 6th

January 6th is national break up with your high school girlfriend day. Quit acting like y’all are getting married it’s actually going no where. Be Alpha. Be a Man.

Quit being beta and break up with her on January 6th and get the most out of your college experience

by Peyton addison January 5, 2022

January 6th

January 6th national boobs day show off your boobs there amazing

Woah why are you showing me your boobs
Well it’s January 6th national boob day

by You’ll January 6, 2020