January 5

Nations any girl can slap a boy in the face day! Have fun with this one cause it’s only one day!

It’s January 5 today so let’s eat a pie!

by Yxtisha December 14, 2020

January 5

Suck tits day

Go up to a girl and suck her tits on January 5

by Bigbuffalobrain October 15, 2019

January 5

This is the best day ever! I can’t wait for this day ever year!!

January 5 is the best day of the year!

by Best day January 4, 2021

January 5

January 5th is the best day of your life because it is National Don’t Talk Day. So if someone talks to you write down what you wanna say!And don’t forget to write your not supposed to be talking!

Sarah-Hey James
James-.....
Sarah-Why aren’t you talking to me?!
James-*Writes on paper*”It’s January 5th! So it’s National Don’t Talk Day!

by Sassy Girl09 December 4, 2019

January 5

Be gay with the boys, like smash or something. If you don’t then I’m gonna start spinning and shit

Me: Wanna fuck
....
Me: Oh yeah I don’t have any friends, I guess I’ll spend January 5 alone then:(

by RetardedMouse December 9, 2020

January 5

hypothetical your bf day lmao just do it then

January 5: Damn she would hypothetical me right now

by erogjofngjdlniwef December 21, 2021

January 5

National kissing day

“Hey, it’s January 5th! Come kiss me!”
“Why?”

“Because on January 5th it’s National kissing day!”

by anonymous December 23, 2021