January 28th 

January 28th is the day no one gives a single fuck. But they still have a little care for the one they love.

" January 28th...Oh its your birthday?"
Yeah im so excited!!!
"Idgaf."loll
Oh.... me neither

January 28th by Heyjessieee January 10, 2022

January 28th 

On this day get ready for something amazing! Maybe a love will come, or something like money will show up! Good luck

On January 28th I found 50 dollars on the side of the road!

January 28th by raethegae January 21, 2022

January 28th 

National slap a midget day.

“Hey have you heard what day it is?”

“No, what day is it?”

*Slaps the pride out*

“Hey what was that for!!”

“National Slap a Midget say young one.”

January 28th means you must slap many midgets.

January 28th by Someone Very Tall. January 23, 2021

January 28th 

A stupid dyslexic annoying bitch was born

Me: hey! When’s you’re birthday?

You: January 28th why?
Me: oh haha you’re stupid then

You: yeah I know

January 28th by January 28th October 21, 2019

January 28th 

National Andrew Ming’s Day

Him: Hey what national day is it
Her: You didn’t know, It’s January 28th
Him: and...?
Her: NIGGA, it’s fucking National Andrew Ming’s Day

January 28th by rainbowponies100 January 27, 2020

January 28th 

National windmill Russ day.

I can’t believe it’s January 28th it’s national windmill Russ day, he’s fucked.

January 28th by Logangarang January 28, 2021

January 28th 

28. 1. - Meet your soulmate day! The day I met THE most meaningful person in my life.
The best day of my life!

"January 28th was a grate day. It was the day I met the love of my life!"

January 28th by pR1zm4 February 4, 2021