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jantoine

A Jantoine is generally someone who owns a lively small old yellow car. Even if Jantoine prefers dating humans, his car is like his secret wife. A Jantoine has good hair for some reason. Sheep is an accurate definition for his mane of hairs. Most of the time Jantoine has a sister who rocks on the internets. He doesn't know how much he's needed in the world. Also, he usually takes batman’s voice when he’s got drunk saying random things.

Lastly, his life is run by a variable amount of sleep, hence he can be very unpredictable
At a birthday party
Friend: Dude, where were you, it’s 2:00 am!
Dude: Ya I know, I’ve just taken a nap.
Friend: Wow you’re such a Jantoine!
by janga_lala September 26, 2019
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Jantemir

Kinda lost but on the way to be found
Always tries to be a good mate
Has both good & bad things to relate

Despite every challenge,
Stands still
Cause what he's sprit is made of
is Steel
by ruh_mūrasy May 17, 2020
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