Jamaican Rock

The most heavy and dense object known in existence.

Wow I got so hammered last night, this morning I could barely move I felt like a Jamaican Rock.

Guy- "Damn girl/guy you're making my dick is as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

Girl- "My nipples are as hard as a Jamaican Rock right now."

by dabestdocker July 11, 2011

Rihannals Jamaican

Rihannals Jamaican
Rihanna fans from Jamaica who support her music and her Jamaica and Bajan heritage.

Rihannals Jamaican say Rihanna is more Jamaican than patty and jerked chicken.

by Tropical Rythms October 17, 2019

Jamaican Spray Tan

Sexual act by nature (fetish) the jamaican spray tan is when one person blends a cup of human feces, urine, and semen saved up over a few months prior, mixes them, and when the person is about to finish during sexual encounters, they will pull it out & surprise their sexual partner by spraying them in the face with the recipe.

Person 1: Yo man, I was bangin' this girl the other night, I surprised her with the jamaican spray tan!
Person 2: I don't want to be friends with you anymore.

by NotGemstar October 25, 2017

Jamaican Cowboy

Taking one mans' belly button lint from another mans belly button and putting it in someone else's mouth.

Berg just got Jamaican cowboy'd by Charles.

by Chuckyneuf December 23, 2012

Jamaican Broiler

A common variation of the 'Dutch Oven' replacing the fart with the shart in a couple's bed.

Mark intended to give his girlfriend a dutch oven but turned the event into a jamaican broiler when he realized he had sharted. His girlfriend wasn't too pleased with their next spoon session.

by chowmaine April 23, 2009

Jamaican Hot Air Balloon

When you take a hit and the blow smoke into your girlfriend's fish lips

Yo bro, I just took Jennie and I on a Jamaican hot air balloon last night!

by ScottyYoda October 28, 2018

Jamaican Bull

Female, the most fierce of the human species! Fears only the mouse! 4 feet 4 inches tall and full of muscle, can rip a man's testicles off with her bare hands. Very vicious even Mike Tyson would go out of his way not to cross her!

Jay was mumbling and tapping his feet, the Jamaican Bull asked him to stop, he didn't so she hit him in the head with a brick!

by Dallas Riptide June 30, 2011