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Jagoda

The name Jagoda has its origin in 1657 when a lot of polish drunken people were sitting together and had a little Mad Dogs party. They were thinking desperately about a name which would perfectly fit to a girl who can drink more vodka than any other human being and is still able to ride a bycicle made for a five year old.

Finally they got it --> Jagoda!

Since then it is the duty of every Jagoda to justify these expectations. That is why most if the Jagodas nowadays are not able to survive any more without a certain amount of vodka per day.

Beside the gift to be able to consume huge amounts of alkohol the Jagodas are famous for being super-funny, lovely and warm hearted persons. Sometimes they even cross long distances, for example to Finland just to make sure that some exchange students are going to have a wonderful, crazy and unforgettable time.
a special Jagoda who is in Finland right now!
by MiMuMadDogs December 4, 2010
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Jakovac

strong, well known czech cutler people
that girl must be a Jakovac
by boob130 January 6, 2012
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Jekoda

A unique name for both female and male. The name Jekoda is usually given to babies with monkey-like features. They are fun, cute, cuddly, and can often be annoying. The name Jekoda is often given to the youngest child of a family. Jekoda is not very interested when it comes to school and looks forward to lunch breaks. Although he still does take in absorb work, he will be smart.
"Jekoda can climb like a monkey" O.o
by Harrison Meathings October 8, 2011
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jakoba

A kind man that you would want to be a good friend with. He is a person that is always negotiable with and friendly to accept any offers. He is usually a person that always keeps his friends close and will not give them up.
by be a star October 5, 2013
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jakodi

Jakodi is the hottest,sexiest,caring person you will ever met.he can get annoying but that is how life is.he helps people.and sure all the girls will be up his ass.he is glamorous and kind.he might have a big forehead but he is fine as fuck no body should care and he is outstanding.any girl should be lucky to have jakodi
Is that jakodi he standing there being cute
by Nevaeh____mccaleb May 14, 2018
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Jakedasnakeophobia

The fear of going to a con and being forced to eat a pineapple pizza, cheese cake, and being beaten up by 10+ people all at once (even though you challenged them)
I was going to go to a con but I have Jakedasnakeophobia and jingles is prolly going to make me eat pineapple pizza, and then gucci and Tsuki are going to beat me up.
by DigitalTsukiko December 11, 2022
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jakota

noun and sometimes adjective
1. syn. jerk, asshole
2. a contemptibly naive, fatuous, foolish, or inconsequential person.
3. a stupid, mean, or contemptible person.

My brother was driving home from some job and his boss was napping in the passenger seat. My bro had to stop short a bit, cuz the car in front of him cut him off or stopped short or something. His boss woke up all pissed and in a thick greek accent said, "You fucking..." not knowing what to call this jerk that cut them off, he read the guy's license plates and said, "You fucking Jakota!" I found out much later that the license plates actually read JAGOTA, cuz the guy was driving a Jaguar, but people all over the auto shop and their friends and their friends' friends were saying jakota. This word has spread pretty far in the years since.
What a jakota.
That jakota just cut me off!
Did you see that jakota-ass motherfucker's face?
Where were you last night? I was hanging with Steve and his Jakota friends.
You bitch-ass, busta-ass, jerry curl-ass, jakota-ass...
by Tom-Ron June 21, 2007
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