Jailhouse C-Section

n. While incarcerated, being sodomized by a cellmate of African origin with an erection of such extraordinary size that it tears the receiver's anal orifice, requiring stitches.

--Coined by Novawar of LifesAGlitchTV on a SC2 cast video "So Close That Kermit Arrived" 11/2/2012

Bubba just gave Jeff a jailhouse c-section and now he's bleeding out his ass!

by skeletorfarnsworth November 3, 2012

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jaisha

A pretty girl known for being very petty. She is very funny and her presence enlightens the room. Jaisha is known for being the best there is.

Have you seen the new girl Jaisha. She is so pretty and funny.

by JJtoClean 101 May 14, 2018

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Jailhouse Wallet

In lieu of pockets or a functional billfold or wallet, the use of one's anus as a recepticle for storing important items. Mainly implemented by members of penal colonies.

Q: "Hey brah, how did you get all of those Zebra cakes in past the guards?"
A: "Um, duh, I just stuck'em in my jailhouse wallet, next to the Swedish Fish and the Choco Tacos. The Choco Tacos are a bit melty, but damn are they exquisite!"

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Q: "Listen, broheim, how can I get a copy of the new season of Entourage up in this joint?"
A: "Yo, you should talk to Todd, that guy has the 'George Costanza' of jailhouse wallets."

by Comander Cool December 14, 2008

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Jaishawna

She a starlight bad ass. She will fight a big in a heart beat. She is loud asf . Amazing body . And all the boys love her and to be around her . She also is is the teachers favorite . Everyone loves to be around her . And she is very honest !

Jaishawna is so Awsome.

by Littyinthebitty March 16, 2017

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