jaunted

very very high, faded then a ho.

“bro i’m so jaunted right now”

by visibleinterlude May 24, 2023

Double jointed

When two joints are passed around a group of friends and one friend is holding a joint and talks so much that the other joint makes it to everyone then gets handed to him as he's still holding the first joint thus creating a double jointed situation.

Jimmy boy is nursing that joint and now he's double jointed.

by JoeyBomm October 18, 2021

double-jointed

The ability to smoke two marijuana cigarettes at the same time. If done correctly, you won't remember you smoked either.

Johnny likes to show all the girls he is double-jointed. Go green!

by Sean McInerney January 15, 2004

Jointed

The opposite of lonely. The feeling of being connected, loved, happy, and not lonely.

I felt very jointed with my friends last weekend.

by MilkCerealBro May 5, 2022

Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.

Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.

by pvc1983 October 8, 2022

Double Jointed

A sex position consisting of boy on bottom and girl riding on top - both the boy and girl are smoking a joint thus, Double Jointed.

"i seriously can't wait to try Double Jointed with him"

"dude ya, it's sooo great getting high and having sex AT THE SAME TIME!"

by stonermike420breh August 3, 2011

Jointed

The act of smoking joints or rather, of reaping the benefits of smoking joints.

Person 1: what are you up to this fine Sunday evening?

Person 2: got two assignments due tomorrow.....lets get JOINTED!

by Aren-James May 30, 2006