Jagoff

John Buccigross

"OK so you're a jagoff. Basically, you're a jagoff."

by Sig40 January 25, 2010

Jagoff

Stupid respelling/misspelling of jack off.

Noun-A lazy person. Ex-Joe would rather be a jack off and mooch off of his friends and family, than get a job.

Noun 2-Jerk, asshole, creep, loser, etc...
Ex-Alissa was a total jack off after she had a few drinks in her.

Verb-lazing; doing nothing of import. Ex: I opted to jack off, rather than do my laundry on my day off.

See 'definitions' of jagoff.

by languagefacinatesme222 October 17, 2018

Jagoff

A term referring to the time CBS stopped airing their television series JAG.

"I've been really jonesin' for some Catherine Bell ever since the jagoff."

by DarthBuckets December 28, 2005

Jagoff

A regional, childhood, Hawaiian slang for masturbation.

Whoa brah! What took so long? You was jagging off in da bathroom?
That guy, goin' home aftah school and goin go jagoff I bet.

by evilizac January 8, 2010

Jagoff

Northern term meaning fucking asshole.

ie; Deralict, mean, or ugly

I was late for work and got fired. The manager is a serios Jagoff man.

Dude, you look like a Jagoff in nem pantz en at.

by Jo Nutz August 20, 2003

Jagoff

1. People on Kazaa who cancel downloads.

2. G_G NOOBELF.

3. To masturbate peacefully.

People on Kazaa are jagoffs.

by KOA-Countess May 23, 2004

jagoff

Pittsburgh's way of saying "jackoff." An anoying, ass hole.

The light turned green, but that jagoff tourist didn't get going!

by Da fuck do you care? August 25, 2004