jagosaurus rex

That one friend that aways say's they have to shower before they leave the house. Ends up having a half hour beat sesh. Woman can also fall into the category with help of shower head....

Yo? You wana grab some drinks bro?

"Yep sounds good let me shower first"
Hurry up Jagosaurus rex the bar closes at 9.

by sweetasianpussylover June 11, 2017

Jahoda

A disease of the anal variety.
You have to have a dick in your butt at all times or you die.
It starts with coughing.
And then a rash on you butt.
Then you have the urge to put long cylinders in your butt,but you know your ass can tell the difference between a curling iron and a penis.

Alex:I have a really bad jahoda, can you help me with that.

Jhon: I'll see what I can do.

by XxThelegend27xX November 15, 2017

jaggdawg

a special trans who only eats organic,non-gmo,pre-peeled, sugar free, north antarctic penguin

jaggdawg is suicidal

by bigthumper9ine6ixty December 16, 2017

jagobama

a jagerbomb consumed in celebration of the election (or in some cases re-election) of President Barack Obama.

"Ya heard? Obama got re-elected!"
"You know what this calls for?"
"JAGOBAMAS!"

"Four more years!?! It's jagobama time, fo' sho'!"

"Jagobamas. Jagobamas. Fuckin' jagobamas."

by Yeswecandrinkjager November 9, 2012

Jagodina

A mid-sized city located in the Поморавље (Pomoravlje) district in Central Serbia. Jagodina's population is over 72.000, including the surrounding villages.

-Where should we go this summer?
-I was thinking about the Aqua Park in Jagodina.

by mollyserebro June 12, 2019

jagadaminjota

the first word spoken by michael jackson in the hit song scream starring his sister janet jackson.

jagadaminjota
Tired of the schemes.
These lives are disgustin'.
So what does it mean? Dabbi
Kicking me down,
I got to get up.
As jacked as it sounds,
The whole system sucks. Dabbi

by bazadona August 24, 2008

jagdale iron

A sack of anal juices. Simply put as a pink sock filled with used semen.

I loved when she showed me her jagdale iron.

by Assflounder June 28, 2014