jagex...(sigh)

When someone who plays RuneScape can't believe the extent to which Jagex goes to make the game as difficult as possible.

Person 1: Wow Jagex put Bonus XP weekend on the same weekend as Daylight Savings Time. They want the Bonus XP to be on the shortest weekend of the year so players don't get as much experience

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow I got banned from RuneScape on vacation for BOTTING. I haven't even logged on for two weeks until now!

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

Person 1: Wow Jagex just banned 6,000 players suspected of botting before Bonus XP weekend. Also, it was reported that most of those players had just bought new membership. Jagex wants the new money before banning them.

Person 2: Jagex...(sigh)

by LiveByDaDeep December 4, 2010

Jager Donk

When someone has a big booty from drinking so much Jagermeister

Damn bro shorty over there got a Jager Donk! She probably drinks a JagerBomb for breakfast every morning. No cap

by JagerPartyer February 26, 2021

Jaeleon

Jaeleon. A guy that seems like he's always in a good mood, but deep down he is very insecure. He will always smile even when things are rough. He tends to be very caring and has very big dreams. He's somebody you'll want to stick with in the future, otherwise...you'll regret it.

Girl: Jaeleon is famous now?!

Friend: I went to school with him!

by Typewriter284 April 19, 2017

Jäger

A man who has a 416-C Carbine, P12 and a knife and will kill your four teammates within 10 seconds of the round and will run out a drop shot you then t-bag your dead body.

Jäger is being a cancerous shit and is at the spawnpeak

by Friendly Rook Main August 26, 2018

Jagerbongs

Jagerbongs-n. Jagerbongs are Bongs filled with jager instead of water or beer.

The smoke is like the red bull and the jager is like the jager. Creating a Jagerbongs.
The Jager is like the beer or water, and the smoke is like the red bull that makes it great.

by WAC ZOOBERRY June 30, 2010

Jagermeister

You know how in a fairy tale there's always a potion that makes a princess fall asleep, then the guys start kissing her? Well this is like that, except you don't wake up in a castle, you wake up in a frat house with a bad reputation.

I was at the Pike house last night and had some Jagermeister. Next thing I know I'm naked in the bathroom throwing up.

by Master Hunter January 27, 2013

JagerBombed

The act of getting wasted by drinking too many JagerBombs - a drink made by dropping a shot of Jagermeister into a glass of RedBull.

Dude, I went to Duff's Bar last night for a night cap and before I knew it, I was JagerBombed!

by DanoNYC May 7, 2009