Jafferism

Attribution to being a Jaffer. A Jafferism is an act which is seen as "absolute" or "amazing," where the person doing such an act either benevolently uses their position of power or perfectly executes what someone else wants them to without prior knowledge.
He just walked in, got on one knee, and proposed to me so perfectly; it was just an absolute Jafferism.

He had all the power over them that he needed, but he was still kind and fair. Everything he did was a Jafferism.
by Jafferism May 27, 2009
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jaffer

An individual who puts others first and truly enjoys a good time, origin in the T dot.
Sheri, Nancy, Shannon and Caroline are complete Jaffers!
by Jafferella January 29, 2005
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jaffer

When someone is very cocky doing something easy which leads to an epic fail.

The word comes from the Canadian politician Jaffer who thought the Conservatives respected him thus portraying his family and followers as an epic fail.
The Leafs were going to score on an open net, but missed after showing off and fell into the boards. One hell of a jaffer.
by adamajid9 November 22, 2011
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Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
by Shin Ta October 31, 2006
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Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
by SquidofManitou February 24, 2016
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Rahim Jaffer

My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.

All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.
by Rahim's favorite kitten August 25, 2008
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