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jaffering

To place a photo of a black mans large penis on someones monitor when they leave there desk for anything more than 30seconds.
1) "Murphy has gone to the toilet - Jaffer her NOW!"
2) I often enjoy a good game of Jaffering on a Monday Morning
3) Jenkins got Jaffered BIG TIME!
4) Will you please stop Jaffering me - I am sick of staring at huge black BATS!
by Jaffer Appreciation Society December 19, 2007
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jaffer

An individual who puts others first and truly enjoys a good time, origin in the T dot.
Sheri, Nancy, Shannon and Caroline are complete Jaffers!
by Jafferella January 29, 2005
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jaffer

When someone is very cocky doing something easy which leads to an epic fail.

The word comes from the Canadian politician Jaffer who thought the Conservatives respected him thus portraying his family and followers as an epic fail.
The Leafs were going to score on an open net, but missed after showing off and fell into the boards. One hell of a jaffer.
by adamajid9 November 21, 2011
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Faisel Jaffer

A Toronto urban myth, supposedly a large half man half bear that breathes fire and has the ability to manipulate your mind in a way similar to large quantities of LSD. Supposedly has fought a pack of wolves, a tiger, a lion, and the three bears simultaneously. Also said to have survived being hit by a moving truck, the truck was destroyed, he didn't have a scratch.
I'm sick of hearing all these stupid exaggerated stories about "Faisel Jaffer" clearly he didn't do any of this stuff, and clearly hes not a real person
by Shin Ta November 10, 2008
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Faisel Jaffer

A man bear who's legend precedes his introduction, spawned from the lake of Manitou and forged in the Algonquin forests Faisel was once deemed a demi god until it was discovered his search engine of choice was Bing. Also worth noting Faisel makes a brief appearance in the 2016 "Revenant".
Faisel Jaffer is a Bing using ass mothafucka!
by SquidofManitou August 31, 2016
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Rahim Jaffer

My favorite person in this world.
Hilarious, especially in the morning.
Amazing in bed multiple times/day.
Makes every single activity so much better than it ever was before.
All I want to do is pull a Rahim Jaffer today, and do nothing all day.
by Rahim's favorite kitten October 16, 2008
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