The Slippery Javelin 

N. Where a woman is kneeling down with her back towards her partner and manually masturbates him over-the-shoulder style. First attempted at a Texas MFA program.

At first I thought my lover was turning around to leave. But it turns out she was just getting into position to give me the slippery javelin.

The Slippery Javelin by parralax42 December 9, 2010

buff the spam javelin

to masturbate

The girlfriend is out of town, so I had to buff the spam javelin.

buff the spam javelin by viaho May 23, 2010

Spam Javelin 

Male genitalia/cock

"You f***ing spam javelin!"

Spam Javelin by Darren November 26, 2001

Spam Javelin 

See wordcorned beef rocket/word.

Spam Javelin by Al October 13, 2003

Tossing the Spam Javelin 

v. masturbating

Randall's mother caught him tossing the spam javelin.

Tossing the Spam Javelin by Dodge Reliant K Carr September 30, 2008

Spam Javelin 

Another name for your penis.

That bird I got off with last night was disease ridden. I woke up the next morning with a growth on my Spam Javelin.

Spam Javelin by MattyTwatty May 18, 2006

Sausage Javelin 

1. n - (anatomy) An unusually large penis, with emphasis on the length

2. n - (person) A player in the online RPG game "Asheron's Call" by Turbine Entertainment. He plays as a thrown weapons character on the Frostfell server, and is known for his eccentric and homosexually-oriented antics in the game's public chat channels.

3. n - (weapon) A weapon utilized by ancient Roman army foot soldiers for mid-range combat engagements, normally a 5-6" spear specially weighted and shaped to be thrown by hand. A theoretical variant, a "sausage javelin" is an otherwise normal metal javelin that is composed of preserved tubular meat. Not a real weapon.

1. "His rectum was quite sore, due in no small part because of his hung partner's throbbing sausage javelin."

2. "That fag that PvPs on a TW and talks smack in /cg all the time? Yeah that's Sausage Javelins."

3. "Cynicism is fatally impaled by the sausage javelin thrown from afar by a drudge."

Sausage Javelin by Sausage Javelins April 4, 2010