jacobitis

To skip work or school due to a fake illness or an illness that doesn't hinder you in anyway, like a cough

Guy1: Yo, where's Jo today?
Guy2: Tonsilitis for the third time, jacobitis again.
Guy1: Ffs

by AlbertJewstein January 5, 2018

Jacobitis

Becoming a little bitch, gaining increased levels of sadness, whining and bitching till getting what is wanted.

Holy fuck, calm your jacobitis and just fucking grow a pair.

by lildickjacoob May 10, 2018

Jacobiot

Synonym of a dumbass.

That bitch is a Jacobiot

by Danielmitchell January 6, 2021

Jacobite

A Jacobite is simply a Jacob Elordi Stan

Jacobites are the kindest fandom on the internet

by GrievingGaga April 9, 2024

Jacobidian

the immense disproportional movements of the mouth followed by vocal melodies caused by mental retardation; a disease that makes you a fucking retard

My infant baby won’t stop expressing his Jacobidian

by 🧱 August 5, 2025