Jacob sartorius

A simple definition PERFECTION

Per-fect-ion

Or even

My husben

Hus-ben

Jacob sartorius is my everything

by Alicia sartorius January 30, 2017

jacob sartorius

A person who's fame is questionable, due to lack of talent and eyebrows.

Also known to be popular around 12 year olds.

Nicknamed jacob saggytits.

Your as useless as jacob sartorius!

by acoolsloth May 18, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

Known as the worst fucking singer in the world.

Oh hey it’s Jacob Sartorius
Oh what a dumb fuck

by st6273 February 20, 2019

Jacob Sartorius

That 13 year old kid on Musical.ly and Vine that's on Magcon and gets constantly roasted by the world.

Yo bro did you see that Jacob Sartorius?

by Nikelala June 13, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

The absolute cancer of the internet. I made a new best friend after watching him... Clorox Bleach.

Person 1- Who is the cringiest kid on the internet

Person 2- Duh, Jacob Sartorius

by Triggered Reptilian November 25, 2016

Jacob Sartorius

A Justin Bieber Wannabe who thought that Auto tune would get him laid

Max is so Jacob Sartorius, He's ass hat who only sings in hopes that women will want to sleep with him

by Lizard Jesus June 22, 2018

Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.

Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius

by Athena Adams May 15, 2016