Michael Jacksoning

The act of becoming aware of the great loss of a person after they die who you only wished you had loved and appreciated more when they were alive. You've been hit by the Michael Jackson "lightning bolt" which causes you to start Michael Jacksoning, e.g., you watch nothing but Michael Jackson videos on YouTube, you buy all the books by authentic authors about Michael Jackson, you become a better person by treating everyone kindly and giving to others in need because of the influence of Michael Jackson, etc.

"There's an old saying that you don't miss the water until the well goes dry. When Michael Jackson died on June 25, 2009, the world was in a state of shock, so everyone started Michael Jacksoning."

by PY Love and Peace November 15, 2012

Michael Jacksoning

Dancing like you've got no bones in your body, doing the most spectacular, awe-inspiring dance moves, moonwalking like you are floating on a cloud!

Guy 1: Hey, did you see that dude in the black sparkling

jacket Michael Jacksoning on the Motown 25

Show - that moonwalk was Beast! Michael Jackson,

to the side!

Guy 2: You dork! That dude WAS Michael Jackson!

The King of Pop was Michael Jacksoning the night away during his Bad concert at Madison Square Garden, lighting up the stage with the sheer brilliance of his dance moves!

by FancyNancy December 10, 2012

Andy Jacksoning

When you project your desire for a father onto slightly older men.

Paul: “Roger is totally Andy Jacksoning Simon”

Amy: “Yeah that’s so messed up. He must be really insecure”

by Garry Guns November 26, 2019

action-jacksoning

the act of hitting a roach too hard that is being held by some one else.

damn, i didnt even get a hit cuz i was action-jacksoning too hard.

by XxEgorExX December 31, 2009

Michael Jacksoning

When your skin color changes

"I got a skin disease and the Michael Jacksoning is happening"

by Winston Churchill December 5, 2021

Andrew Jacksoning

Beating the hell out of your would-be murderer or assassin with a cane.

I tried to murder this one jackass but then he noticed me and started Andrew Jacksoning me.

by Comrade Running Bear October 16, 2018

Michael Jacksoning

Michael Jacksoning (into one’s pants) is a verb meaning that someone has to shimmy or wiggle their way into some tight or otherwise difficult pants.

“Ugh, these pants are so tight I was Michael Jacksoning into them.”

by _PH03N1X_GR1FF1NS_ December 22, 2023