Jacken is closely related to the term simp. A Jacken, is someone who likes to be pissed on by other women as a form of self indulgence, and loves talking to egirls. Jackens are also well known to have an immeasurably huge ego.
Little sister: I really need to pee!
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*
Dad: Oh no!!! Jacken heard you!!!
Jacken: *starts drooling and screaming unintelligibly*
by SkankHunt48746 February 6, 2020
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You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.
If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions
You must have had at least 3 sessions on every jackday of the jackend in order for it to be considered a true jackend.
If you have one session for every 3 hours of the jackend - you have had an EPIC jackend! this does not mean you must have a session every hours, only that if you divide the total number of hours by 3, you should have had at least that many sessions to be considered and EPIC jackend. For example, 48 hours = 16 sessions, 72 hours = 24 sessions, 96 hours = 32 sessions
Dude 1: "dude, didn't see you this weekend, what's up?"
Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."
Dude 2: "oh man, i haven't hit anything for a month - my balls were smurfed they were so blue. I had a total EPIC jackend, man."
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JacKenway belongs to the Kenway Family.He's hot, brown and lives in UK. He's a cool guy with 69 sea hoes and 420 penguins. He's the last known member of the Assassins who's still fkin high and alive. Pro in Football(Not American Shit) and Basketball. Big Fan of Miles Away and Manchester City is his life
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Get the Jacksen mug.Very talkative, can spend hours on the phone and never runs out of things to say.
Very friendly, attractive usually tall with blonde hair and brown eyes.
Kind, caring and compassionate to those who are less fortunate than her.
Super sexy, she can really take it when in the sack and all of her boyfriends say how lucky they were to have her.
Giggles like a school girl and likes to muck around having harmless fun with those around her.
Very friendly, attractive usually tall with blonde hair and brown eyes.
Kind, caring and compassionate to those who are less fortunate than her.
Super sexy, she can really take it when in the sack and all of her boyfriends say how lucky they were to have her.
Giggles like a school girl and likes to muck around having harmless fun with those around her.
Boy: "Its been 4 hours and youre still on the phone!! Who are you talking to?"
Girl: "Why Jackleen of course!!"
Girl: "Why Jackleen of course!!"
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