Jackpot convention

A group of two or more colleagues shitting together in a public bathroom, competition to see who leaves the largest shit, aka jackpot.

I got the USA Today ready for our 330 jackpot convention

by El el fetches January 23, 2013

The Jackpot

When someone feels lucky in some area of life. To feel as if you were bestowed with good fortune.

I hit the jackpot when I found my wife/husband, their so amazing!

by Davidangel1 July 24, 2017

Jackpot screw

Someone who marries a rich heir/ess by getting her/self pregnant.

Nelly changed his life thanks to a timely jackpot screw, now she's the proud wife of millionaire.

by Francisco Sp April 1, 2007

jackpod

a video ipod that is exclusively used for watching porn in the bathroom and jacking off to it.

i just bought a new jackpod and rubbed one out to a jenna jameson video clip on it in the bathroom

by cozzdogg March 11, 2007

Jackpot Baby

A child (usually a bastard child) deliberately conceived for the sole purpose of acquiring monetary handouts and other unfair perks. Usually born to welfare queens, illegal immigrants and other parasites.

When the Jackpot Baby is not a bastard (which is rare), it is usually conceived for tax breaks.

Occasionally, a person with wealthy parents will deliberately produce a child when promised large sums of money in exchange for producing an heir. However, the previously mentioned bastard child is the most common.

Jackie: "I'm working at McDonald's during summer vacation. Where are you going to work?"

Shameeka: "Work?? Girl please! I'm gonna have me a Jackpot Baby so I can get on the 'fare, fuck that workin' shit! I ain't gettin' my hands dirty fo' no motherfucker!"

Jackie: "Oh. Uh, ok. So who's the daddy going to be?"

Shameeka: "Whoever, don't matter, long as I get a baby so I can get that check is all I care about."

by IHateFreeloaders April 19, 2010

Vegas Jackpot

A sexual position in which one partner jams several quarters or silver dollars partway up the other partners nose, then has them perform oral sex vigorously until the jackpot is 'released' in the form of coins, semen, or hopefully both simultaneously (also called a Riverboat Flush)

She wouldn't let me have anal sex, but she did give me a Vegas Jackpot!

by Dr. VonFrankensetin April 17, 2009

Jacopo

Jacopo is the best pen friend anyone can have, in moments of anguish he is always there to help. His vibe is very authentic and his laugh is very contagious!! 💌♥️

And the best cooker ever..

Lourdes: do you know that cute guy?!
Fiore: Oh sure! he is the best, he is Jacopo ..

by Hottest & sweetest Latina December 1, 2021