jables

A nickname for Jack Black, vocalist of comedic rock band "Tenacious D".

"Kage and Jables rock!"

by Albert the crossdressing ringworm June 15, 2005

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Jamieson

A guy who knows how to speak. A man who could sell water to an ocean, or talk a nun out of her clothes. He's not a con-artist, but he could acquire even the most skeptical person's confidence. He's not a politician although he does represent investors. He's the type of guy who gets shit done. A real go-getter, a smooth operating elusive gentlemen. That's not to say he can't be reached for he has been described as what some may call a womanizer. His last name usually starts with a "K", but it is not "Kool" as one might expect from a fellow with such a calm demeanor. He is sexy, and it has often been said that he is well endowed.

Anonymous 1: Who was that guy?

Anonymous 2: Oh, that was just Jamieson.

Anonymous 1: Well, I just let Jamieson borrow the car. Funny, I didn't even think to ask him his name. What was he doing here anyways?

Anonymous 2: He was an inspector.

Anonymous 1: An inspector of what?

Anonymous 2: Ok, fine. I slept with him. I'm sorry he was just sooo charismatic.

Anonymous 1: Well, You know? I'm literally not even mad right now. That guy was pretty much a badass. I totally couldn't have stopped you. If one guy was gonna sleep with my wife; that would be the guy. You've got good taste. That means I'm a keeper too.

Jamieson (from afar): I just saved their marriage.

by Anonymous 2: "The Wife" May 5, 2011

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Janiese

Largest number known to God

Gavino Squared

There must be Janiese of those

by Icarus J July 15, 2004

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Jabipsville

The middle of nowhere.

Holy shit, we must have taken a wrong turn back there and ended up in Jabipsville.

by Total Simon August 12, 2009

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jaliesa

Hot ass big booty queen
She don't take shit from no one. She always puts her friends first.
Any guy would love to be with her.
Jaliesa's are usually ass beaters and short and aggressive. Little cute selves.
Most Jaliesa's know how to fight and will always confront anyone who's talking shit.

Albert: Bro did you hear about Jaliesa!?
Tony: Yeah dude, she just beat this girls ass.
Albert: I would love to get with that short ass cutie.
Tony: Yeah man, any of us will.

by ThotBuster87 March 4, 2016

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