JW

Jehova's Witness. One who peddles religion foor to door like a cheap prostitute. See also: telemarketer, crapfest, fucking moron

One can't help feeling sorry for JWs. No one likes them.

MA! GET TEH GUN! IT's one of them JW's again!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

JW

JW is term that can be used to describe dodging a person.

it's short term refers to Jehoviah's Witness, who go door to door 'preaching', causing certain people to hide and pretend to not be home.

Sarah is on her way over to hangout, think I'm going to have to pull a JW.

by MelissaC August 22, 2007

JW

A large pile of fat that rides a bike and needs braces

OMG YOU'RE SUCH A JW!

by lolatyourlife April 17, 2009

JW

To milk your minor cancer-scare for all the emotion and sympathy that it's worth - whilst simultaneously emploring people not to take your ceaseless over-dramatic movies as attention-whoring. Often used to distract people from the real issue and get away with blue murder.

"I was going to level with my girlfriend about my cheating the other day - but in the end I just decided pull a JW - after 2 solid hours of heartfelt goodbyes she didn't suspect a thing!!"

by yes August 1, 2003

jw

just wondering

Bob: did you do the homework?
Steve: no. y?
Bob: jw

by Anonymous May 21, 2003

jw

A shortened version of the words "just wondering", it is normally used in chatrooms and online typing communications.

Bill:hu did u pull yesterday?

Fred:y?

Bill:jw

by lil_stewey July 22, 2006

jw

Just Wondering.

When you ask a question to someone that you don't really feel like explaining why or care about the answer.

When you're too lazy to type.

Context:

Guy online: Hey what are you doing tonight?

Me: Should I dye my hair?

Guy: Why?

Me: jw.

awkward silence...conversation over.

by alissafoo March 22, 2009