juggalos

A large ball-sucker.

Juggalo: I'z be down wit da klown til i'z dead in da ground.
Me: I don't care if you go down on a clown.
Juggalo: I swing my hatchet biyatch.
Me: But...you suck.
Juggalo: I kill u bitch
Me: *laughs* I have oral herpes. *kisses juggalo* EWW DUDE!
My Friend Joe: Man, you just kissed a fuckkin juggalo! Get this poor bastard to the hospital poste haste!
Me: Aww dude im down wit da klown
Joe: Ahh it's infectious! I'm so sorry I have to do this, but everyone knows you can't let juggalos live. it's rabid and against the law. *stabs*

by shiggledyhigglypuff January 12, 2006

juggalos

a group of pussys who came together to worship icp and try to convince each other and themself that they are cool. known to wear overpriced icp shirts and win fights by outnumbering 10 to 1.also target the only rapper that sucks more then them to make themselfs look better. lowest form of scum on the face of the earth

sumdood:sup dawg
sumotherdood:shut the fuck up juggalo prick
sumdood:*kills himself*
see faggot, homosexual, douchebag, cocksucker.

by ZeRoOrDiE March 15, 2005

juggalos

A group of immature individuals who worship ICP. They have no idea about who they are and instead of looking to themselves to find the answer, they look to other juggalos. As a result, they are all alike and any behavioral stereotypes apply. They're largely bitter individuals who consider themselves a family. Guess what, so does the Foot Clan and the KKK. Mostly they have a deep seated need for companionship. They also require attention, ironically enough, from the people who they say can't understand them. Maybe Mommy didn't hung them enough, I don't know. They also perpetuate the evil that is the "dark carnival".

Person A: Look at that poor soul, he's one of the juggalos.
Person B: Yeah, what a miserable existence. I'd like to help him, but we "don't understand" him

by John Bigsby October 4, 2005

juggalos

Bunch of white boys who want to have their own gang.....

ooh look at me i wear paint
i pretned im a clown
homie, juggalo for life
down with the clown





stop stealing stuff off us mexicans u stupid white trash

by MExIcan April 12, 2005

juggalos

A juggalo is, basically, an ICP(Insane Clown posse) fan. In, Behind The Paint, and ICP documentary, Violent J explains that while performing "The Juggla" (from the album Carnival of Carnage) he randomly yelled out to the audience "What about you Juggalo? Are there any Juggalos in here?" Since then the name has stuck.

The name refers to both males and females even though many females have adapted to call themselves Juggalettes.

1. "Where all my juggalos at?"

2. "I'll always have juggalo family" - Quote from 'Juggalo Family'

3. "If it wasn't for the juggalos, i don't know
Probably robbin' everybody in the world, fo' sho'" - Another quote from 'Juggalo Family'

by Cammykins May 30, 2006

juggalos

someone who listens and is devoted to bands such as Insane Clown Posse, Twiztid, Dark Lotus, Blaze, ABK, Esham, Zug Island, Jumpsteady, etc. can usually be found wearing the merchandise, but being a juggalo is not about your wallet, it's about your heart and soul. real juggalos understand and follow the dark carnival and the meaning of the 6 joker cards. juggalos dont take shit from anybody. they have a true love for the music and give no fucks about anything except the juggalo family. juggalos will be down with the clown for life.

"And they wanted to know if I would trade 10 juggalos for a 100 main stream fans. And I said I wouldn't trade 10 juggalos for a 100,000 mainstream fans. 10 juggalos is priceless."
-Violent J

by i stab people July 17, 2004

juggalos

Juggalos are hard to find. Many people paint their faces, sport the axe and say that they are Juggalos, but it takes more than that. It takes someone to look at a person, not people. People are grouped so often, by stereotypes based on their race, where they live, what kind of music they listen to. TRUE juggalos look past all this shit and see each person for who they are. If you are a good person then true Juggalos will be cool with you, but if you are a douchebag who beats your wife, it doesnt matter what kind of music you listen to, what car you drive, you are a piece of shit. Actions are what true Juggalos base their opinions on, not stereotypes.

Juggalos also have clown love, and love for life in general. Other than that Juggalos basically just need to be fans of Psychopathic records.

Every Juggalo/ette walks his/her path. And true juggalo/ettes respect that every person needs to walk their own path. You lose their respect if you become a bad person.

Oh yeah....and us Juggalos still paint our faces and sport the axe every once in a while too. So i'll see all the Juggalos in Shangri-La while all these haters fry in the pit.

Clown Love everyone.

True Juggalos: Whats up man?
Imposter: Not much man, ima drink some faygo and go fuck those faggots over there up.
True Juggalo: Whatever. (goes to a party and has a wicked ass time chillin with his homies.)

by Shangri-La Prophet May 18, 2007