It wasn’t until mike put on his socks and smelt the feces that he realized he had been josted.
As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.
He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
As the terrified couple pulled off from uncle bills they realized they had just been josted.
He peed in his vape juice to Jost him.
by KAlSER SOZE October 9, 2019
Get the Josted mug.by Manji5 November 11, 2009
Get the jostle mug.This event is in direct correlation to its parent events, No Nut November and Destroy Dick December. During this event you take the idea from DDD and combine it with that of NNN for a month filled with only edging. As long as one does not Ejaculate they will pass, if one creates visible ejaculation that can be seen they will fail.
“Dude, did you hear about Jostle Joystick January?”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
“What the hells Jostle Joystick January?”
“Well, apparently you can only edge yourself the entire month of January”
“Fuuucckkk bro”
by TheRealGhost December 1, 2018
Get the Jostle Joystick January mug.When two people meet in a hall way, and are not able to surpass one another, they do an awkward motion to figure out which way the other will go. One must stand still, and let the other surpass.
by ariana samani September 10, 2006
Get the jostle mug.A sexual act. A Chicago Cross-jostle is performed thus:
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
The woman, bent over a chair, bed, or with her hands against the wall, is penetrated from behind by the male. The male places one hand on each side of the woman's buttocks. The hands are then alternately and rapidly moved up and down, causing the buttocks to jostle. When the male achieves a harmonic equilibrium of the buttocks, the vibrations are transferred to the vaginal area, causing large amounts of stimulation to both partners.
A true Chicago Cross-jostle is not achieved until the skilled male rotates the axis of the jostle to 45 degrees from one side to the other. This maneuver causes the buttocks not only to jostle up and down, but also to bounce off each other.
Ample gluteal fat deposits and skill are required to perform this maneuver.
by Eldon Stump August 30, 2008
Get the chicago cross-jostle mug.#1: Dick is part of a large team, but he doesn’t care who he jostles to advance himself further along in the company.
#2: Mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got Kris fired!?
#3 Harry and Dick didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.
#2: Mary is such a jostler, did you hear how she got Kris fired!?
#3 Harry and Dick didn’t feel like waiting in line so they simply jostled their way to the front of it.
by Jostler October 17, 2006
Get the Jostler mug.to give a swift rogering, jolt, bump. Usually associated with a woman and her shaking the dice methods. Also can apply to boob groping.
by Jason Piche November 2, 2005
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