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joff, informal noun and verb (used with object and without object)

• VERB with object: joff; joffed; joffing
1. To violently throw or wield something, or create injury with the use of an object such as a crossbow or edgelord sword.

"The harmless pleasure woman was joffed brutally and died."

"He joffed his valyrian sword around at the party and cried because he wanted to."

• VERB without object: joffing, joff, joffed
2. To perform in a 'Joff' way, in a manner of tantrum and entitlement - some might say insanity - that is detriment to other persons. Rare: murder

"He joffed through the room and left a trail of blood in his wake."

3. to fling oneself into chaos that drags others down with you
"You joff once and nobody is speaking to one another and planning strategies at their tables."

4a. to receive a deserved slap or abusive form of retribution.
"He got a joffing for brutalizing the kittens and his face will be red for a week."

4b. to distribute unwarranted abuse for no real reason at all.

• NOUN
5. a person displaying criminal and comical behavior at once.
6. the act of a tantrum.
7. a sudden shift in mood likened to bipolar disorder that only afflicts the wealthy, spoiled and whiny voiced of the population in possession of crossbows and incestuous parentage.
8. an object used by one who joffs, i.e. a crossbow, an edgelord sword, an unwanted and feeble hand.

• ORIGIN

A Song of Ice and Fire by GRRM and the hit HBO TV Series, Game of Thrones.
"I'm joffing off my good pal over here. That is why he is dead."

"Don't fear the joffer. It only hurts once."

"He joffed the kittens."
"Unjoff your heart, say you love me again."

"He was joffed in the billiards room with a firm hand."

"Is that a joff you have in your hand? But you're too poor to own one."
Joff by Educating Rita November 29, 2018
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A Joff is a genetically altered creature created by Steve Joff.
As the Joffs attempt to eat Steve Joff alive, he barely escapes.
Joff by anonymous January 2, 2022
Related Words
A shortened pronunciation and spelling of "jack off" for the lad or lady on the go.
"I gotta go joff, won't be a minute."
"We got enough peeps for a circle joff, bois??"
Joff by derekistan April 24, 2023

Joff Knobie 

When you get a hand job followed by a blow job followed by a hand job followed by a cheese sandwich
My girlfriend gave me a Joff Knobie last night

joff franklin

a ginger guy who shags girls bearback in did lorry.
joff franklin by bearback boyyyy January 20, 2018
a verb meaning 'to muck about'. said when somebody is being particularly silly or annoying.
'stop joffing about'
'i was joffing about'
'i thought he was going to joff about today'

Joffreyism 

when a young man lets a bit of power or position go to his head and acts a nasty, little egomaniac / from "Game of Thrones" character, King Joffrey Lannister
The dog-pound dude was showing us serious Joffreyism, so we had to lock him in a cage.