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bammy jastard

One who is deservedly unlucky.
"I have diabetes, I feel worse by the day..."
"I'm so sorry. Maybe you should try a different doctor?"
"I don't believe in science. I just pray the Holy Virgin of Lourdes."
"You bammy jastard…"
by Goodzilla April 23, 2014
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justarandomwhiteguy

Justarandomwhiteguy is a rare subspecies of human. They are typically tall and occasionally decent looking men. They also can be found in random ddlg servers and are typically accompanied by pink haired women, short angry white men, and sometimes you can find a tall hairy mexican along with them.

They normally have glasses, and tend to be stoners. Here's how to take care of your randomwhiteguy:

1. Feed it, it might eat you if you don't. (It prefers Cheesecake, but it must be from Texas.)
2. Give it small asian women to satisfy it's sexual prowl.
3. Give it weed, so that it remains calm.
4. DO NOT EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCE ALLOW THE FOLLOWING SITUATION TO HAPPEN TO YOUR RANDOMWHITEGUY.

*Allow a 16 year old to say she is 20 and then ghost him*

**Randomwhiteguy will become depressed**
Oh Alex? He's justarandomwhiteguy!
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JustARandomNon

JustARandomNon is a cool non
by _JustArandomNon January 8, 2021
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jostar

The last name of the main characters in the Jo-Jo's Bizarre Adventure series.
Joseph Jostar is the best character in the show.
by MrBeepDoopDeep May 22, 2018
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Jistar

Short for JizzStar. The act of masterbating into ones hand, taking the hand filled with semen and 5-staring the nearest person. Either act can be done in private, or public. Can be done with any bodily fluid or combination of bodily fluids.
Hey, you know Tom?
Yeah. What about him?
I heard he waits until people pass his dorm, then chases them down and jistars them.
Really?
Yeah!
That is soooo cool. I wish he would jistar me!
by tpenisbombs January 19, 2011
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justarobloxslav

Person 1: Hey, have you seen justarobloxslav's new video?
Person 2: Yeah, his videos are so much better than gavendoesron
by hugh g reaction December 23, 2020
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Jastard

1. The equivilant of a masturbating bastard 2. The combining of the words jerk and bastard.
1. You jastard
by Mike Adams November 12, 2003
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