Jizzed

(Adj.)State of extreme fatigue and general disinterest in all things. From the sentiment felt after a male has cum.

I can't go out tonight, I'm totally jizzed.

by Dr. Penfield May 4, 2009

Jizzed

Being drunk and intoxicated.

I drank a shit load last night, I was so jizzed.

by Gregory K October 5, 2007

Jizzed

The state of being excited, ecstatic.

I was so jizzed to have won the lottery.

by steen May 13, 2005

jizzed

past tense of cum

yo i just jizzed in this bitch

by penis_LiCkEr6942000 May 28, 2022

jizzed up

A combination of being "jazzed" and "ginned up" about something.

To be in a state of excitement as a result of an event or occurrence. To be "up in arms" about something.

Bob: The last thing we need is for people to get all jizzed up about our company's third quarter loss, it was the result of unusual circumstances.

Phil: I think you meant to say ginned up...but your point is well taken.

by RedBeard53 April 21, 2010

Jizzed my pants

When you cum in your pants from a lap dance at a strip club.

Went to a strip club last night and got a hot lap dance from Suzy. Much to her disgust I jizzed my pants in under 30 seconds.

by kam75xx April 11, 2021

jizzed out

A feeling of exhaustion after a night of several orgasms. the releasing of your semen cause the emptiness inside of you. Renewal of your "army" takes time, therefore its as if your semen give you the energy to carry-out daily routines.

Rob - DAMN SON, YOU LOOK TIRED.

Jeremy - I'm jizzed out from last nite homie.

by Big Rob SON June 26, 2007