jizzatron

A robot that helps you Jizz.

I own a jizzatron which helps me Jizz.

by Jiggles the monkey November 24, 2006

the peppercorn jizzhorn

During the act of fallacio when one commences to jizz in a girls mouth knowing she does not willingly swallow; and then proceeding to throw pepper in a girls face to make her sneeze-out the result of ones climax.

What's the nastiest shit you pulled with that ho?

Response: she doesn't swallow so I pulled the peppercorn jizzhorn

Donkey-punch, strawberry shortcake, cleaveland steamer, dirty sanchez,the pirate,houdini

by the zis-n-haggs May 11, 2010

jizzavore

1. A woman and/or man who is renowned to be of whoreish nature and loves to partake in the all protein diet supplied by males.

2. A person who loves to eat jizz.

1. Who Jessica? Yea she is a total jizzavore.

2. She swallowed 3 separate loads of my jizz. #Jizzavore

3. Jizzavore is the one word I would use to describe my ex-girlfriend Alexis.

by Hornyface April 5, 2014

Jizzatron

The act of jizzing so much that it seem to be like a robot made to jizz.

My husband was a Jizzatron last night. It was great.

by juicytangerine6969 June 29, 2014

jizzacrunk

1. An episode of getting crunk or drunk involving jizz

2. A tasty alcoholic drink including whatever items that can be obtained, possibly including jizz

1. Gina asked, "What should we do tonight?" Kyla replied, "I don't know..." Amanda shouted, "Let's get jizzacrunk!"

2. "Hey friends, let's drink this jizzacrunk I made with Diet Mountain Dew and jello."

by chewinonthedicklikeapieceofbubbleYUM November 28, 2006

Jizzacino

An espresso based drink, made with steamed semen ('jizz') instead of milk. Often served with chocolate sprinkles.

The guy was an idiot so I gave him a jizzacino instead of the cappucino that he had asked for.

by StarbucksBarista March 26, 2009

jizzator

Someone who cleans booths at erotica clubs.

This seat is sticky call the jizzator to clean it up.

by Bigdogzim March 10, 2017