Jeanette

An incredibly gorgeous girl who is also smart funny and has a banging body. She is very athletic but can also eat more than anyone and considers this a skill. She is kind and I would really like to go on a date with her.

"Jeanette would you go on a date with me?"

by 123j456 September 12, 2018

Jeanette

Originated in France.
Usually uncommon name.

1. Ja'mepelle Jeanette.
2. I wanted to buy a mug with my name on it, but they never have the name Jeanette on them!

by nette92 November 15, 2007

Jeanette

A very beautiful crazy girl that walks into walls at target, gets busy with the printer/copier/scanner, gets caught getting busy, is scared of hamsters yawning, hates lactose! always has her friends laughing so hard their stomachs hurt! you need to find the next jeanette nearest you!

i need a laugh, do a jeanette!

by lovem3 March 23, 2010

Jeanett

The most beautiful woman you'll ever meet. A normal name in Scandinavia, as they have the biggest penises in the whole world, and thus Jeanett has the best pussy

You see his smile? Yeah. He had sex with Jeanett last night.

by Potato-Carrot May 15, 2016

jeanette

to be completely and utterly intoxicatd to the point of incapacitation.

"Bra, I was so jeanette last night."

by J'net October 30, 2007

Jeanette

Jeanette's are so good at taking care of their fish 🐠 🐡 🐟

Jeanette's fish died again

by NOTATHERAPIST January 26, 2020

Jeanettics

Finding out that your friend Jeanette's parents are very closely related, even closer than cousins. usually follows that awkward question "Why do you have six fingers on each hand....?"

Mel : "Hey Jeanette! How come you have three legs, dude??"
Jeanette "It's 'cause of my Jeanettics dawg. My brother's my dad!"
Mel "OOH" Hi six, sista!"

by Schmilliemoo March 30, 2011