jap slap

Coming from old war movies wherein the American Soldier is being interrogated by the Chinks... basically as the American soldier starts to say something he is backhanded... This repeats until he emotionally breaks down...This word also comes to mind when i think about some of the stuff jessica simpson says... The other thing that comes to mind when i think about Jessica is hot steamy sex.

Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎ"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
Jap:"ÄÄÀïÊÇ·¢ÉäÎ"
American Soldier : "Sho- *SLAP*"...
etc etc

by Jap Slap June 25, 2004

Jap Slap

The "Jap Slap", as it has come to be called, is a constant. The Jap Slap IS, WAS, and ALWAYS SHALL BE. the Jap Slap, as most generally described, is the instinctual need to palm-hand someone. The name Jap Slap came to be right after the second world war. The world came to appreciate the Jap Slap as a fine art mastered by the Japanese.

-Your friend is telling crappy Chuck Norris jokes and has been for the last half hour. After putting up with his idiocy for this long a sudden blinding fit of rage comes over you and you "Jap Slap" him.

by DBLF December 29, 2010

Jap Slap

When a person is slapped twice across the face, and the repercussions are equivalent to that of two atomic bombs- Hiroshima and Nagasaki style!

I was sitting here minding my own business, and I heard the kids making noise, so I jap slapped my BITCH ASS wife across the room.

by Da Home Skillet December 14, 2010

jap slap

To strike a person, usually on the head, with both hands on either side of the head

I want to Jap slap him

by Big Tom April 30, 2005

jap slap

Oriental fighting based on martial arts either in movies or in real life where someone gets right proper slapped.

Someone just got jap slapped.
Did you see that good jap slap movie.

by Ken & Hotty May 16, 2006

jap slap

to slap someone in the crotch wilst only hitting their japseye. Quite a skillfull feat and has to be done right otherwise it is just like getting hit in the balls. Performers of the move should be comended even by the victim.

"awwww did you see that jap slap mark got john with... it was sooo skilful musta hurt like a bitch."

by theknowledge May 10, 2007

JAP SLAP

its a very light backhand slap to the forehead..

this causes ones eyes to squint briefly --like a jap or chink.

its more to get their attention than to punish..

when the ole lady gets things backwards once again-

a quik jap slap sometimes gets her to focus on the issue..

by hunky December 30, 2006