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Jacob Sartorius

A young white fuck boy. With a talent of lipsyncing because he sucks at singing.
Girl: Who is this white fuck boy in musical.ly?

Me: That's Jacob Sartorius
by Athena Adams May 15, 2016
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jacob Sartorius just touched me, it's time to go prepare my funeral.
by thelonelyhole June 9, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

That fuckin' cunt that become the #1 most popular celebrity in the world despite having no talent, weird eyebrows, a girlfriend that he cheated on, and songs about sweatshirts and "Love".
Girl: You are a Jacob Sartorius!
Popular Douche: And you're a Milly Bobby Brown!
by C0nn3r5 June 19, 2018
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jacob sartorius

An ugly creature known for moving its mouth to popular music. Jacob Sartorius is known for giving many people cancer as well as spreading the cringe virus.

An ugly little boy who needs to back to "tutering."
I cringe whenever Jacob Sartorius "music" comes on.
by LittleMeomers November 30, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

a stupid 13 year old that is rich because his parents sued a condom factory because the condom didnt work. Nicknamed Jacob Saggytits
Guy1: Have you listened to Jacob Sartorius?
Guy2: Yes, it is horrible.
Guy1: Agreed
by MrDylanyay July 13, 2016
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Acts like he is 16, but really he is a fetus. Thinks he is a "musician" and "songwriter" when all he can come up with in a song is a dirty unwashed sweatshirt.
You are being a big jacob sartorius, chill fam
by okmiscshrews May 20, 2016
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Jacob Sartorius

Talentless little boy with elf ears who thinks he can sing but sounds like a dying cow.
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