j/p

Abbreviation: just pooping

A: What's up?
B: j/p

by Alex June 30, 2006

J.P.

usually a person with a pretty big penis, and a great personality to match. it could stand for initials, while also sneakily meaning Jumbo Penis.

I love my J.P., he’s such a Taurus and so good in bed.

by ilovemybabyboyfor3ver January 28, 2019

J.P. Morganed

to steal, to heist, to acquire at the last possible moment -- often at a discounted price

1. I can't believe it, I completely J.P. Morganed that auction on eBay.

2. Yo, that guy J.P. Morganed that girl just as I was talking to her.

by Stephanie Cooper March 21, 2008

J.P.E.

Jimmy Phan Elbows

James: Man jimmy sure sucks at call of duty
Cody: Shut up or hes gonna give you the godly J.P.E.

by mrjames81 January 30, 2010

J.P. Losman

Worst quarterback in Bills hsitory, making Rob Johnson, and even Vince Ferragamo look good by comparison.

J.P. Losman threw another interception, God, he sucks.

by rollthebones April 14, 2009

j p's

This stands for junior puffers, or those who like to smoke pot but know nothing about the experience or the crowd that it attracts. Its also quick and easy to say in public. Also, It is more often used by junior puffers themselves.

1)The kids who throw up are the real live j p's.

2)Those jp's seem to be having a good time but also don't act very enlightened nor do they respect the herb.

by goffish September 29, 2005

J.P.S.

Stands for "Jiggly Pig Slut", typically a teenage caucasian female who is slightly overweight, sporting tight, revealing clothing that squeezes out the fat from the top of her jeans.

"Look how defiantly that J.P.S. is chewing her gum"

by James LaSalle July 27, 2005