Riding the Iditarod

Verb;

Euphemism for having an affair or extramarital affair;

Synonyms: "Hiking the Appalachian Trail"

"Mushing the Iditarod"

They were divorced after she learned he had been "Riding the Iditarod";

Her office explained her absence saying she was out "Mushing the Iditarod"

by WinstonSmith1984 August 1, 2009

Iditarod

An idiotarded dog musher

You probably heard about the Iditarod event from the 1880s; well, this is what it ‘really’ means

by JeffyFanatic5000 October 22, 2025