Ironman

1. n. A popular punishment given in wrestling by bastard coaches, usually involving getting beaten by more experienced wreslers (the coach too, if he feels kinky) until you are too tired to even get a hard-on, and then slowly beat down by bitchy girl wrestlers who can't take you down otherwise, then tease you grabbing you balls and pretending nothing happened.

2. v. To get so hard and horny that you must either jack-off or do a girl in the next 5 minutes. Not to be confused with hard-on or superman.
1. That fucking coach gave me an ironman for talking about his mom, and now my balls are blue from those bitches grabbing them.

2. I had and ironman from looking at that porno movie and now I got to jack-off or something!
by Markydnik October 08, 2006
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IronMan

A big guy in a suit of armor. Take that off what are you: genius,billionaire,playboy,therapist
by Wolfe8017 June 19, 2019
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IronManning

IronManning is the act of performing male on male anal. Both males then ejaculates, pisses, shits, cries and vomits while another 3rd male sits back also ejaculating, pissing, shitting, crying, vomiting and filming. It is known as IronManning because you release all firearms
Yo dude, I'm IronManning with Bob today
by BobBobsonBobobson October 31, 2017
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When a man get a piece of metal and put it in the anal hole it will make gaping and then starts to bleed then the guy continues to lick it then vomiting it on the girls back
I heard amy Aden has the Ironman last night
by Lil com stain August 03, 2018
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ironman

a man who's erection can be repeated a great number of times...
"you are ironman...it was the seventh time today !!!"
by Swizz13 July 11, 2008
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ironman

having sex that prolongs an hour
Rob: Dude last nite me & erin did a double Iron man!
Adam: DUDE! u must heave destroyed the bitch!
by rob May 31, 2004
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ironman

Fairly strong weed that you steal from your middle aged father; usually really dank smelling.
"My dad has been building a wooden fish tank for the last week. I think his Ironman is too potent."
by "Pat the baker" January 21, 2008
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