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iReady

A stupid online computer program that supposedly brings your grades up but, instead, brings your grades down when you forget to do them. But worst of all, it's built for common core.
Mike: Why are you failing in math?

Joe: Because I forgot to do my iReady's.

Mike: Don't worry Joe. We've all been there.
by Anubis the Death God March 3, 2016
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Ireland

A beautiful country! full of the most Friendliest people you will ever meet! Beautiful women! Invented guinness and the colour green Beautiful culture and music! Incredible landscape Won eurovision more times then anyone else!
Sexiest accents ever. Irishmen can talk there way out of anything. Defeated the vikings and the english!
although i am not irish i wish i was!. The irish are just great
God save ireland!
by Yankeydoodle August 27, 2009
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Ireland

The Country Where Everyone Is Drunk And Leprechauns Live
Guy: I Wanna Get Drunk
AD: Do You Wanna Get So Drunk
Guy: Yes
AD: Do You Wanna See A Leprechaun
Guy: Also Yes

AD: Then You Should Move To Ireland
Guy: Let Me Go To The Airport
by Doctorwho101 November 30, 2021
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Ireland

An unfree country
Ireland unfree shall never be at peace
by Tiocfaidh ár la December 8, 2018
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iReady

A website for students that teachers think will help their grade, but in reality it makes them want to kill themselves.
Mark: What did you think about the iReady last night?
Joe: It made me want to kill myself.
by Flopcus September 28, 2017
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Ireland

Full of paddy wankers that suck each other off fucking leprechaun tranny cunts.
In Ireland they shit in pots of gold they believe it gives them power and it will turn them into a leprechaun
by English are trannys December 13, 2021
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Ireland is a beautiful country. Whenever I have visited with my Granny (Who is Irish) people have been so friendly. I love visiting Dublin and seeing all the famous landmarks, including the guiness factory. There is also the 'Cockles and Mussels song (Also called the Molly Malone song)' which I have loved since I was a child.
Molly Malone / Cockles And Mussels

Alive alive oh
alive alive ohh
Singing cockles and mussels
alive alive ohhh

In Dublin's fair city
where the girls are so pretty
I once met a girl named sweet Molly Malone
and she wheeled her wheel barrow
through the streets broad and narrow
singing cockles and mussels alive alive oh

She was a fish monger
and sure was no wonder
so were her mother and father before
and they wheeled their wheel barrow
through the streets broad and narrow
singing cockles and mussels alive alive oh

She died of a fever
and so one could save her
and that was the end of sweet Molly Malone
now her ghost wheels her barrow through the streets broad and narrow
singing cockles and mussels alive alive oh

Alive alive oh
alive alive ohh
Singing cockles and mussels
alive alive ohhh

One of Ireland's most famous folk songs!!
by SophieLovesDublin November 7, 2009
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