ion

ion is a slang word that stands for 'I don't'

ion think Billie Jean is my lover

by jon.got.clout June 9, 2018

ion

A word for idiots who don't know how to, or for some reason don't want to, spell out "i don't", making themselves look like morons.

When i see the word "ion" used as "i don't" i assume the person wasn't able to spell "don't" and/or didn't pay attention during sophomore Chemistry.

Swagger/Tumblr Wannabe: "Ion care she do wut she want."
Me: "An Ion is a particle with an electric charge because of the loss or gain of electrons, you halfwit idiotic fucktard."

by LimaRonan October 11, 2014

Ion

I don't

Do you want to have sex?

I Can't ion have a condom

by Sxxxx August 8, 2018

ion

i don’t an abbreviation for i don’t

ion know man maybe

by hey buddy 111 September 30, 2020

ion

An ion is a molecule with a positive or negative charge.

Solvents consist of ions.

by Karel! June 29, 2006

ion

Ion is a texting way of saying i dont know, but it makes you sound like an idiot

Shawn: Hey Sean, have you seen my green hat? i think i left it at school
Sean: Sorry m, havent seen it. dont you have alot of green hats?
Shawn: ion know 🤷🏻 ♀️

by peachythicc October 20, 2018

Ion

It is what idiots use to replace I don't know,but little did the know it is a particle that is a atom or molecule a net positive or negative electrical charge.

"Ion know John." Says the Slang User
"You are an idiot." Says the Intellectual

by dankboiii June 10, 2016