courtesy invite

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.

Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.

by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011

You're not invited to my birthday party

The scariest thing a first grader could hear. Or at least, it's supposed to be. Usually used regardless of when your birthday party would be.

Lilly: *takes crayon from Suzie*
Suzie: *GASPPPPP* You're not invited to my birthday party anymore!
Lilly: But your birthday is in July?
Suzie: SOOO?!
Lilly: It's November.

by wolfiebean January 8, 2019

invitease

An insincere invitation, made by someone who does not actually intend to follow through with a genuine invitation.

Person A: "Hey! Let's get together sometime and go bowling!"
Person B, sensing an invitease: "Yea...that would be really swell...what's a good day for you?"
Person A (pretending not to hear): "Cool! See ya!"

by Blina August 25, 2008

pity invite

An invitation given to someone only out of sympathy or pity. Usually given right before an event, so the other person is very unlikely to attend.

When Daryl gave us that last-minute pity invite to tonight's party, we knew he didn't want us there.

by tcornsimp January 14, 2008

non-invite

when a person brings up an event or happening and follows it with a statement about why a person would not like it or want to go.

I'm going to this party this weekend but there will be freshman there so you probably wouldn't like it.
or
I knew it was a non-invite when she brought it up then told me immediately afterward I wouldnt like it because I wouldnt like the music.

by Silent_Rob April 6, 2007

Sweet Invite

An unplanned sexual encounter with another man in the restroom of a gay bar.

"It was shirts vs. skins dance night at the Fuzebox and I had a sweet invite in the men's room"

"Oh, sweet invite, dude!"

by sweetinvite March 9, 2012

spite invite

To invite someone to an event with the main purpose of getting back at someone else who you are feeling spiteful towards, rather than because you actually want them there.

Example A:
Kevin: Do you want to be my date for Kitty's wedding?
Scotty: Oh, how appealing, a spite invite?

-- Brothers & Sisters, after Kevin finds out his boyfriend hasn't called him or left him any messages.

Example B: Your sibling pisses you off, so you go and invite their biggest enemy to your family party just to annoy your sibling. That would be a spite invite.

by Sayle September 25, 2008