The Wheel of Innovation

A fictional wheel that a salesperson allows a customer to spin when the customer feels there has been an injustice, or to sweeten the "deal".

Brad: I cannot get this guy to sign a new agreement. He is mad at us for billing him too much last month, and now he want's something for free.

Ryan: Give him a couple of free spins on the wheel of innovation.

Brad: Great idea Ryan, you're the slickest manager in the midwest.

by SyntaxError3282 June 26, 2008

Involution

A spiraling decay of mental wellbeing. Especially in modern day China, referring to a feeling of hopelessness, pointlessness, and dread created by an oppressively competitive and overworking society with strict expectations.

This government led involution that plagues our people today is ruthless in convincing society that they always need to work harder and compete harder, against our own neighbors, to meet the high expectations that were set for us – it’s killing us.

by Yohndafohn January 21, 2022

innovation

A word used by game developers when they are going to fuck up a game.

Dev: We're going to make the game more innovative and fun!

*later on after release*
Gamer: Dude! WTF THIS GAME SUCKS!

Innovation...how it fails in most new games.

by bluemuffin May 29, 2009

LEAD Innovation Studio

It has a pretty nice new school building. A student reported that it smells like a farm. You are either apart of the LGBT community, a straight ally or a homophobic. The teachers can either be nice or can be a asshole to you. You can be anything there or do anything! From getting into fights or vaping/doing drugs. You can even find people either fucking in the bathrooms or making out in the stairwells. Please stop btw, its not cute. Like there is so many other places to screw each other. By the way we also have anime weebs here that are so amazing! We even have a bunch of sarcastic meme lords. We also have a very tired mother and so kids suffering from insomnia. Oh how fun this is! Also I'm totally not a bored 10th grader who goes there. Well if you are looking for an amazing school to send your kids then LEAD is the place for you!

Dashing through the door
With only 3 floors now
Instead of 6 flights of stairs!
Crying all the way
With an anime weeb army
A very tired Mother!
A happy LGBT Community!
Stupid Homophobics!
People screwing in the bathrooms!
Making spirits dull
What fun it is to learn and forget when we are older
A FUN song tonight!
Oh,LEAD Innovation Studios,LEAD Innovation Studios
LEADing all the way
Oh! what fun it is to learn?
A bunch of useless facts
LEAD Innovation Studios,LEAD Innovation Studios
LEADing all the way
Oh! what fun it is to learn?
A bunch of useless facts!

by WeeItsASimp September 9, 2020

Innovation

Two dicks, one shoe-horn!

Jarrad - I used to use a shoe-horn to hold my dick up while shaving my balls, Now with my new Innovation i can hold up my mates dick while he shaves his balls as well!

by TheTrooper October 23, 2007

Innovation

Creating a tool for it to be easy work.

Innovation for a better america.

by Polish Problem February 13, 2017

Gortnm Innovations

Gortnm is originated from the Sanskrit word ratnam which means gem or jewel, and innovation means a new idea, device, or method. Basically, it's an organization that brings the jewels of innovation i.e. best of anything that it undertakes.

Have you tried implementing your project @ Gortnm Innovations?

by s_thakur November 25, 2021