Bedroom Intruder

A gansta man from the ghetto with a colorful sense of humor who got rich off a news story and moved his family outta the ghettos. A ghetto witness.

"Well, obviously we have a rapsist in... Linkin Park. We gun find you, so you can run and tell that, home home homeboi." -Bedroom Intruder Man

by Bluestream October 10, 2010

robe intruder

a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer

Delivering potatoes was a perfect disguise for a serial robe intruder

by will July 2, 2005

intruder3000

an extremely well known player on runescape, nearly catching zezima in popularity. Mostly known for his saucy relations with ronana and can be found leading one of the best clans round at the moment in runescape. He is also notorious for being very popular with gay males over runescape

zezima: intruder3000? oh yeahh i love that guy, i hear hes hot.

by ronana January 12, 2009

Cooter Intruder

A man or woman that breaks into a womans vagina.

"I bet my wife is a secret cooter intruder."

"That guy with the mustache is a cooter intruder. Go smell his big toe."

by Cooterintruder September 18, 2012

blue intruder

The blue vibrator found in my moms dresser when i was looking for socks. Also known as Ol' blue.

"Brian, why do you look horrified?"
"I just found Mom's blue intruder."

by CourtneyCliche[tm] September 30, 2008

The Intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one employs a numbed hand, giving the sensation of another person. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask, giving the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze.

Help, it's The Intruder. How did you get in here? Stop doing that.

by Cat Burglar September 21, 2008

intruder

Variation on The Stranger, a masturbation technique wherein one sits on or raises one's hand until it becomes numb from the lack of circulation, then proceeds to masturbate with the numb hand, giving the sensation of another person. Legitimated by a Dave Chappelle reference. With The Intruder, however, one stands in front of a mirror wearing a ski mask. This gives the impression that someone has broken into one's home and started jacking one off with a stone cold gaze. Getting caught up in the moment, one could ask, "How did you get in here?" Or plead, "Stop doing that."

Hey Rich, I just bought this new ski mask. After dinner I'm going to break a pane of glass in my bedroom window and do The Intruder. I'll call you later.

by Cat Burglar September 19, 2008