intimate pity party

When you throw an Intimate Pity Party for someone, you're allowing them to have sex with you. Usually it's for a good friend or an ex, because you feel sorry for them, not because you really want too.

Jane: "What did you get up to last night?"
Kelly: "Brad stayed over."
Jane: "What!? You two are back together!?"
Kelly: "Nah, he just lost his job and is pretty down about it."
Jane: "So, an intimate pity party then?"

by buckonz October 18, 2008

Intimate Neighbors

Two neighbors who are having a sexually and romantic fling.

We're Intimate Neighbors Amanda! Shall we eat out or shall I eat you out Amanda?

by Peiter January 21, 2009

intimate

1. when two people are within eachothers minds, without boundaries
2. of or involved in sex
3. something personal

i walked in on something a bit too intimate for me to see between my friend and some guy.

by suburban scum June 11, 2005

Vaccine Intimacy

The hypothesis that the gender of the offspring of a couple is influenced not only by the jab or booster each party took, but also by the order in which the shots were taken.

A leaked out document from a Chinese lab that is investigating whether vaccine intimacy is pure nonsense or not reveals these alleged possibilities:
Pfizer + Moderna: Boy
Moderna + Pfizer: Girl
Sinovac + Pfizer: Twins
Sputnik + Sinovac + Sinopharm: Unknown

by Covido February 12, 2022

intifada

The second intifada, in which terrorism and suicide bombings have been used against Israeli civilians, was started when Arafat (leader of the PLO) rejected a deal by Israel in which Israel offered to give 93% of the PLO's land demands. The next night, Arafat would begin an armed rebellion against Israel rather than accepting a treaty which would have given him all the land he wanted. The Palestinians are using more than rocks, although stonings can be very violent too, causing death and serious injury. They have Qasem rockets. They have grenades. They have M-16's and Kalashnikovs Ed.: Russian made assault rifles. Arafat demanded weapons claiming he needed an armed police force to keep order. Those guns, provided by none other than Israel, have been linked with numerous terrorist attacks. Many weapons have been smuggled in from Egypt as well. The Palestinian police ARE the terrorists such as Fatah and Al Aksa. Currently the Palestinians, have self-rule under the Oslo accords yet persist in attacking Israel.

The intifada is not a noble uprising, and is most definetely not a way to create a peace between Israel and the Palestinians.

by Peace wanter February 24, 2005

Most intimate embrace

a passionate session of lovemaking; coitus; fucking.

Damn that Laqueesha's got a fine-ass booty. I would love to partake of her most intimate embrace!

by Trevor Alexander July 21, 2004

Intimate Boner

The act of ones erection taking place during an intimate conversation with a spouse or loved one.

"We made up, we kissed and I got an intimate boner."

by Nuccuh November 21, 2011