1. The organ that creates the shit that come out of your ass.
2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.
2. Someone who thinks up nothing but shit and uses that to argue with or insult someone.
1. I had to get surgery, there was a blockage in my intestines.
2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.
2. Those customers and workers at County Market suck at coming up with actual insults that aren't OLD. They are nothing but walking intestines.
by hahauwish March 2, 2010
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When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
When someone pulls out their cell phone and completely ignores you while you're talking.
Todd: "I have a truly heartwarming story for you, Drew. I was saving small children from a massive wreck on highway I sixty-four and-"
Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."
Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
Drew: "Hold on. This fruit gusher had more filling in it than usual. Let me text Kate and tell her."
Todd: "What an intextible son of a bitch!"
by bubastis March 6, 2010
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when you stick your headphones in your poket and they somehow manage to get all fuck-tangled in your poket, making them resemble intestines
Jake: Let's listen to Job For A Cowboy!
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
Tom: well i would if my headphones weren't all Head-phone Intestines
by Rockandrolljunkiie February 24, 2009
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Get the Incestiled mug.A term usually used to describe the condition of ones testicles while working outside in bone chilling cold. Carpenters of all trades use the term all too often during the winter months in Minnesota.
by avaraxus December 11, 2007
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I cant believe Keith put his life savings into that potato-sculpture company! The man must have investicles the size of coconuts!
by jeffrjohn February 13, 2007
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Guy A "I just got anal with 5 different girls all at the same time!"
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."
Guy B "INTESTICLES!"
Guy A "Oh, and your mom..."
by Dr. mcjesus100 March 27, 2010
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