Bed Intruder

An alleged rapist in the 500 Block of Lincoln Heights, Alabama. He received a brutal warning from one Antoine Dodson on the local news station WAFF. In Antoine's own words

"he's climbin in your windows
he's snatchin your people up
tryna rape em so y'all need to
hide your kids, hide your wife
hide your kids, hide your wife."

Jerome- Yo homeboy, they ever catch that one bed intruder nigga?
Antoine- Nah, but

"we gon find you
we gon find you
so you can run and tell that,
run and tell that
run and tell that, homeboy
home, home, homeboy"

by Jose Juan-Carlos Del Rio August 13, 2010

Bed intruder

A being dwelling in low-income urban areas that, when left unchecked, has a tendency to climb in windows and snatch people up. In the event of a bed intruder sighting, it is recommended that you hide your kids, hide your wives, and hide your husbands, as the bed intruder will proceed to rape everybody out there.

Did you hear about that bed intruder that popped up in Lincoln Park?

by ZeroKaiser December 27, 2010

interndet

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by Mr. Twinkieface November 4, 2020

Anal Intruder

When a wise mans wife or girl allows him to enjoy the aroma and taste of her bunghole as he spreads her ass cheeks wide and licks and sucks the taste right out of her turdcutter. When her gumhole is ready he lubes up real well and gently begins to enter her until he is balls deep and begins a slow pattern of pumping in and out of her dumper until he builds up a quick pistoning pattern. Holding on to her hips he dumps a big gooey load deep in her colon. Thus attaining the Anal Intruder title.

My chick let me be an Anal Intruder last night! What an experience, she tasted so good and her sphincter was so tight I blew a nut way too fast. Man I wanna do that again.

by The King Cornholer March 27, 2008

Interdeucecourse

Sexual intercourse while the two participants shit in the same toilet bowl. A man is taking a shit on the toilet, his woman straddles him (cowgirl style), they fuck and she shits between his legs.

The girl and the guys position are interchangeable.

The wife and I need take a shit at the same time so we decIded to Interdeucecourse

by Learson November 6, 2011

Bedroom Intruder

A gansta man from the ghetto with a colorful sense of humor who got rich off a news story and moved his family outta the ghettos. A ghetto witness.

"Well, obviously we have a rapsist in... Linkin Park. We gun find you, so you can run and tell that, home home homeboi." -Bedroom Intruder Man

by Bluestream October 10, 2010

robe intruder

a term for a paedophile. Coined by chris. morris on the brilliant TV show Brass eye. Other terms include....nonce, perv,two pinned in plug, bush dodger, small bean regarder, unabummer, nut administrator, bent ref, the crazy world of arthur brown, fence vole, free willy, chimney bottler, bunty man and shrub rocketeer

Delivering potatoes was a perfect disguise for a serial robe intruder

by will July 2, 2005