Someone who competes with others for the sole purpose of gaining a name for themselves online. A person who has no life whatsoever in the real world, that they must put on shows to make a nice online reputation. These people should be pitied for their inability to make anything out of themselves when a computer and AOL aren't present.
lifeless_chick: My mommy and daddy hit me, and make me feel bad, and call me bad names. Nobody likes me. Feel bad for me PLEASE! I'm gothic because of what society has done to me!
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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
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WannaBeJock: I'm so cool, I play football at my school (not really), and can kick anyones ass. Nobody knows I'm lying but since were online it's going to stay that way.
by Joe August 30, 2004
Get the Internet Whore mug.1.Someone who, realising that they will not be recieving attention from boys they know in real life anytime soon, posts messages such as 'Im soo horny lol!' or 'im a blond model/phsicist' in hopes of ensnaring a pale faced, acne riddled 'cyber bf'.
2. Someone who feels the need to whine in poorly spelt topics about their suburban angst to strangers over the internet. This description could also be applied to every single Dashboard Confessional fan ever.
3.Anyone who has a webcam site and Amazon wish-list and finds that their 'daily routine' consists of sitting and looking pensive in flattering poses, whilst wearing a pair of emo glasses.
2. Someone who feels the need to whine in poorly spelt topics about their suburban angst to strangers over the internet. This description could also be applied to every single Dashboard Confessional fan ever.
3.Anyone who has a webcam site and Amazon wish-list and finds that their 'daily routine' consists of sitting and looking pensive in flattering poses, whilst wearing a pair of emo glasses.
1.2HOTT4U why are you such an internet whore?
2.No-one cares about your C in maths, internet whore. Why don't you take your own advice and slash your stupid wrists.
2.No-one cares about your C in maths, internet whore. Why don't you take your own advice and slash your stupid wrists.
by Ihateyouallsomuch September 2, 2005
Get the internet whore mug.A person who overuses Google/Wiki/Stumble/Internet Search Engines to find the answer to any random question or look up any sought after piece of information that one knows little about, often in quick succession, with infrequent breaks to the bathroom or for a food delivery, for a period of hours/days on end.
Joe: "All Gary ever does anymore is stay at home and play Internet Whore"
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
Gary: Okay Google, riddle me this!
Does cracking your knuckles lead to arthritis?!??!
What is really being done about the creation of a Gypsy State?
Did OJ really do it?
by SchmawlleNobo September 12, 2010
Get the Internet Whore mug.Someone who frequents chat rooms and blog spaces, (et al.) often and uses foul language, sexual references, brags about having sex--sex they already had, sex they're having or sex they're going to have.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
This person also starts a lot of fights on the internet by being very outspoken, opinionated and insulting others while getting very upset if anyone responds with the same to her/him.
Often this person is already married or living with someone else and is looking for their next sexual partner/person to exploit either financially, emotionally or both while accusing others of the same.
They might have a lot of tattoos, as well as bleached hair.
"YOUR EX-GIRLFRIEND IS AN OLD INTERNET WHORE WHO TOOK ADVANTAGE OF YOU--STUPID! I'M GOING TO GO HAVE SEX WITH MY NEW BOYFRIEND AGAIN--3RD TIME TODAY AND HOW DARE YOU SAY ANYTHING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE."
by SouthernRaven April 13, 2009
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Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
Also generally either
*overweight
*acne ridden
*mind numbingly stupid
Takes many many pictures to post on myspace, all of which are from above, looking down, high contrast to disguise their bad complexion
by the honest truth August 7, 2005
Get the internet whore mug.A person who frequents forums with the intent to stir up trouble and/or flirt with the general populace, usually causing fights among equally lonely and desperate nerds in need of attention as well. Commonly post misleading or outdated pictures of themselves on social networking sites to create the persona of an attractive female.
by InternetHero October 11, 2009
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Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..
Usually used in chat rooms and can contain such phrases as; lol, omg, lmao, rotflmao, xoxo, jp, jk,<3 etc..
by Conservative Billy May 10, 2004
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