internets

Something President Push hears rumors on. It is suspected that these internets are hidden from the rest of the world, cause we can only find one so far.

"I hear that there are rumors on the...uh...internets..." -Bush

by CSD October 8, 2004

interfenestration

The space between two windows.

The interfenestration was two inches/three meters/a mile/pi radians.

by echjman May 30, 2005

the internets

A series of tubes.

"The internets is not something that you just dump something on. It's not a big truck. It's a series of tubes." - Sen. Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)

by The Evil Eye September 14, 2008

internection

Abbreviation for Internet Connection. It's a term that has become considerably more commonly used, but has not yet been abbreviated. It is easier and quicker to say and can be understood easily, even by someone who has never heard it before.

I'm totally out of new porn, my internection's been down all week!

by Queennicks February 13, 2007

Interjections

Show excitement, or emotion. They're generally set apart from a sentence by an exclamation point, or by a comma when the feeling's not as strong.

So when you're happy; "Hooray!"
Or sad, "Awww."
Or frightened, "Eeek!"

Or mad, "Rats!"
Or excited, "WOW!"
Or glad, "Hey!"

An interjections starts the sentence right!

by OliveIsStrange November 12, 2019

Internets

The term, Internets, is used only when referring to the uber-secret internet used only by Government and Bush cronies, thus plural.

Dear Reader, the internet you are now on is not the secondary one but the primary one invented by Al Gore. You are on the internet versus the internets.

"I hear there's rumors on the internets..."

--George W. Bush at the Presidential Debate

by Lace Valentine October 8, 2004

+1 internets

The Phrase to use if someone has done well on a post on the internet.

Well Done Katt! +1 Internets for you!

by paulisafail April 25, 2011