Cruel Intentions

A movie made in 1999 starring Reese Witherspoon, Ryan Phillippe, Selma Blair, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Louise Fletcher, and Joshua Jackson, with a small role by Tara Reid. This movie is packed with laughs, tears, and some fudge, and is extremely rad. The plotline is basically this: Kathryn (the drug addicted rich bitch)makes a bet with her step-brother Sebastian (the cute player who can get any girl he wants) that he won't be able to bed Annette (a virgin who is insistant on remaining one until marriage). If Sebastian loses, Kathryn gets his Jaguar. If he wins, he gets Kathryn. This movie is Rated R for strong sexual dialogue and sexual situations involving teens, language and drug use. It's a really funny movie, and guys and girls alike will almost certainly love it. Just one word of advice, DON'T watch Cruel Intentions 2. It sucks.

"Hey cutes, wanna come over to my place and watch Cruel Intentions?"
"Of course I do! you know I LOVE that movie. Ryan Phillippe is mad hot in it."

by kendradmr. May 11, 2006

narcisso-incestuous masturbation

The act of having sex with one's clone.

Question: Is having sex with one's clone incest or masturbation?
Answer: It's neither. It's narcisso-incestuous masturbation.

by mysticalcupcake April 17, 2009

cruel intentions

a great movie showing what can happen when high schoolers are given too much money and nowhere to spend it

rich kid: man what should i do with this cash?
rich kid 2: we should go throw a mad party

by ellet cult January 22, 2005

friends with intentions

Similar to friends with privileges and friends with potential, but implies that you are keeping friendship with a guy/girl with the goal of making a relationship with him/her, rather than just randomly hooking up. Friends with intentions are more then regular friends, but they can never be BFF.

John: Hey man, how are you and Jenny doing?
Mike: Nothing too exciting, she is my friends with intentions.

by Terrabith March 20, 2007

cruel intentions

One of the best movies I've ever seen. Has Ryan Phillippe, Reese Witherspoon, Sarah Michelle Gellar and Selma Blair in it. Involves a lot of rich kids and a lot of sex.

Reese Witherspoon and Ryan Phillippe both looked hot in Cruel Intentions.

by Biddy July 3, 2005

step-incestuous

Being in a state of sexual attraction or taking fancy in a step sibling.

Justin is scared that him having sex with his soon to be step sister would be consider step-incestuous.

by SlaveMatthews September 24, 2014

Inceptuous

Something that is so amazing it can't be true or it must be a dream

Today was the best day ever! It was just... just... inceptuous!

by nitenel February 28, 2011